i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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