Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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