I molested 6 butterflies tonight
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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