This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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