I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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