By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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