I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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