we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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