No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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