I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
