Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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