are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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