can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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