Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I need moral support for this bender
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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