i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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