First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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