I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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