I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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