But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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