Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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