I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You took a bar mat shot.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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