Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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