i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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