Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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