drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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