I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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