you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So squirting runs in the family.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Never joke about your clitoris.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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