Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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