Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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