Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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