Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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