32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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