had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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