Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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