she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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