haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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