soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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