hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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