he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize