Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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