windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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