Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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