I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
