Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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