i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
