If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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