Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
This couple is walking their pig around campus
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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