I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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