your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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