Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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