And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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