So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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