Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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