She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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