She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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