I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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